A Series of Fortunate Events

shanellbklynart:

Rooftop Radicals Series pt.1

Still.Life.

Model: black—lamb

Photography, Styling & Make-up: shanellbklyn

photos taken by shanellBKLYN © All Rights Reserved.

conceivethedream:

areddrum:

rheaonce:

brownglucose:

nothingtoofanciful:

healthfitnessfoodhumour:

Basic Stretches for Tight Hips from Popsugar

I love these hip stretches!

These are great!

leavethecoinsonthedresser
God is truly looking out

am i wrong for only seeing great sex positions?

^^^ That was the same damn thing on my mind as I scrolled down to each one. Lol

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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(Source: socheeze)

deebott:

forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

Wow

(Source: soleil-de-matin)

prettying:

i hate it when Im singing a song and someone corrects me . Im like “bitch, what if i was free styling”

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thatissoooraven:

Ohhhhh myyyyy God.

*heavy breathing*

thatissoooraven:

Ohhhhh myyyyy God.

*heavy breathing*

I know that you personally (since you're clearly a lot more mature than most men) don't mind stretch marks, but from a broader perspective, maybe based off of discussions you've had with your guy friends, do most guys mind? I have pretty severe stretch marks on my ass, visible even in dim lighting, and if you press across them hard enough you can even feel the ripples. I'm so self conscious of them and can't fully enjoy myself while getting it from the back because I keep thinking about them.

thatdudeemu:

In the words of Kat Williams “they make you look like a tiger” you’re fierce with those stretch marks any dude tripping off of them shouldn’t get the pleasure of enjoying you or your vagina

"Clearly a lot more mature than most men" haha I see lies lmao


asked by Anonymous
You love All girls except white girls 😞

dynastylnoire:

jonesydaking:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

This post is gold

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


asked by imsammarie
dqdbpb:

capsule hotel, nakagin

dqdbpb:

capsule hotel, nakagin

note-a-bear:

thinksquad:

Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.

While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”

The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.

:|

they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore

seavnteen:

truest shit ever spoken

seavnteen:

truest shit ever spoken

(Source: intifadda)

why is it okay for a black person to call another black person a nigger but when a white person does it, it's racist?

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

eatpussylivehappy:

bitteroreo:

revolutionary-afrolatino:

why is it that when white people invaded North America and killed millions of Native Americans they were called “settlers” but when Black and Brown people cross the border they’re called “illegals”?

why is it that when white people kidnapped sold and enslaved millions Black people it was called a “trade”, but when Black and Brown people steal products it’s called “robbery”?

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OHHHHHHH
SHITTTTTTTT

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asked by Anonymous